Caps

For when your work chaos deserves its own uniform. This caps collection gives a voice to:

• Developers muttering "PLS FIX, THX." at 2AM
• Accountants recalculating life choices during tax season
• Corporate warriors who’ve perfected the "This could’ve been an email" stare

Built to Outlast Your Burnout:
✓ 280 GSM cotton drill fabric – Thick enough to hide existential crises
✓ Surgical-grade embroidery – Sharp as your side-eye in meetings
✓ Universal fit – Stretches to accommodate both egos and deadlines

Featured Trauma Caps:

• "EBITDA (Adjusted)" – For creative accountants

• "TAX SEASON" – For the quietly exhausted

• "PLS FIX, THX." – For everyone’s last Slack message

Warning: May result in coworkers stealing your drip, sudden promotion to "office meme lord," and HR side-eyes.