EBITDA (Adjusted) Cap
Printed to order, then shipped. Enter your PIN code for an estimate.
What it is
Because sometimes the truth needs a little creative accounting.
Product Truths (From Your Specs):
• 280 GSM cotton drill fabric - thick enough to absorb your existential spreadsheet dread
• Double-stitched edges - because even your cap should have better margins than your clients
• Adjustable strap - fits all head sizes (unlike GAAP standards)
• Embroidery detailing - sharp enough to cut through pro forma nonsense
When You’ll Wear It:
✓ Earnings call bingo nights
✓ Explaining "add-backs" with a straight face
✓ When someone says "EBIT is basically the same thing"
Warning: May cause...
• PE bros to ask your "adjusted" opinion
• Sudden urges to recast life choices as one-time expenses
• Unwanted "quick valuation" requests at parties
Returns
All sales are final: no returns, exchanges or size swaps, so check the size guide first. If something arrives with a printing error, torn seam or the wrong item, email photos and your order number within 24 hours of delivery. Approved claims get store credit valid for one year.
Shipping
Free shipping across India. Each piece is printed for you and leaves in 3–7 working days. Metro cities then take 5–7 days, other areas 7–10. You get a tracking link by email or SMS.
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Dry in shade. Do not iron on the print or embroidery.
