Yield Spread Flex Cap

For finance nerds who speak in basis points and live for risk premiums.

• Crisp white baseball cap with black embroidered "Yield Spread" - because your humor needs duration too
• 280 GSM cotton drill fabric - heavy enough to handle rate hikes, breathable for when the Fed pivots
• Double-stitched edges - built to last longer than your average recession
• Universal fit - accommodates both your big brain and bigger ego

When to Wear:
✓ Bond market meltdowns
✓ Explaining term structure to normies
✓ Flexing on WSB kids with actual finance knowledge

Warning: May cause
• Fixed income traders to hit on you
• Sudden urges to diagram the yield curve at parties
• Unwarranted confidence in your economic predictions