Tax Season Survival Cap

For accountants who carry Excel trauma in their souls but look good doing it.

• Classic baseball cap silhouette - because even your breakdowns should be well-structured
• 280 GSM cotton drill fabric - armor-grade thickness for audit season warfare
• Surgical-precision embroidery - cleaner than your clients' books (allegedly)
• Universal fit - stretches to accommodate both your ego and crushing deadlines

Signs You Need This:
✓ You've ever cried in the office bathroom (we know)
✓ "Working lunch" means stress-eating at your desk
✓ Your calculator history tells a darker story than your search history

Warning: May cause
• Sudden flashbacks to April 15th
• Colleagues "borrowing" it permanently
• Uncontrollable urges to itemize your grocery receipts