Tax Season Survival Cap

For finance warriors who turn caffeine into financial statements.

• Premium structured baseball cap - because your breakdowns deserve a classic silhouette
• 280 GSM cotton drill armor - built for audit season warfare and 3am Excel crashes
• Surgical-precision embroidery - cleaner than your clients' "estimated" numbers
• Breathable universal fit - stretches to accommodate both deadlines and dignity

Available in executive-approved shades to match:
☑ Your office's sad beige walls
☑ The dark circles under your eyes
☑ Your soul after Q4 reporting

Signs You Need This:
✓ You've ever cried in the elevator
✓ "Quick question" gives you PTSD
✓ Your calculator history is more dramatic than Netflix

Warning: Side effects may include:
• Colleagues "accidentally" stealing it
• Sudden urges to invoice your friends
• Uncontrollable eye-twitching at "ASAP" emails