pls fix, thx. Cap

The universal prayer of developers, analysts, and anyone who cleans up other people's messes.

Product Truths (From Your Specs):
• 280 GSM cotton drill fabric - thick enough to absorb your silent screams
• Double-stitched edges - because your patience has limits (this cap doesn’t)
• Adjustable strap - fits all head sizes (unlike your manager’s expectations)
• Black embroidery on white - like your GitHub commits, but fashion

When You’ll Wear It:
✓ Deploying to prod on a Friday
✓ When "ASAP" hits your inbox at 4:59 PM
✓ Passive-aggressively walking past the person who broke staging

Warning: May cause...
• Coworkers to slide snacks under your door
• Sudden urges to invoice for emotional labor
• PTSD from hearing "just a quick change"